u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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