when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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