Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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