I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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