Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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