I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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