the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
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