just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
you win again, gameday.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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