We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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