I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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