yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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