Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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