arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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