Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
