he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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