BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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