I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
