I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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