I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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