Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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