i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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