Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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