just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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