I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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