the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
