My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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