Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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