I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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