im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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