There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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