You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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