can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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