I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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