Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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