I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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