How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
