everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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