I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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