do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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