belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
My dad just said "fuck circus"
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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