We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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