Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
