do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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