i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
How external is "for external use only"?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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