u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
