Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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