writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Randomize
