why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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