How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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