Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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