Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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